i am anti cute and wont take my girlfriend home who wanrs to go to bed 

monochrones:

I did the ice bucket challenge

acehotel:

Sun Ra whirling and reining the cosmos into order

acehotel:

Sun Ra whirling and reining the cosmos into order

venuscharm:

post braid hair 〰〰

venuscharm:

post braid hair 〰〰


Salvador Dali, Summer.

Salvador Dali, Summer.

(Source: thegreatage)

Birmingham is full of vile people. I want to leave here so badly.

Marc Maron's Many Beefs with Various Comedians

tendads:

John Mulaney -Hit his girlfriend with his motorcycle once

Aziz Ansari - Called him “Aziz-i Top” for close to 3 months

Jim Gaffigan - Took a dump in his toilet & didn’t flush

David Cross - Keeps making Alvin & The Chipmunks jokes around him

Kumail Nanjiani - Borrowed one of his shirts and never returned it

Maria Bamford - Did that thing where he pointed at her shirt and was like “you have a stain there” and when she looked down he kicked her in the shin

Eugene Mirman - Challenged him to a duel, then didn’t show up

Tig Notaro - Cut off a lock of her hair & put it in his diary

Patton Oswalt - Cut off a lock of his hair & put it in his butt

Hannibal Buress - Straight up broke both his legs

earwolf:

TENACIOUS D, REGINA CRIMP (Lauren Lapkus), & RUSS (Joe Wengert) are all on a new CBB!

beatnikdaddio:

Jerry “The King” Lawler Vs. Andy Kaufman.
April 5th, 1983.

(Source: shitloadsofwrestling)

(Source: ultimatepisshead)